#shorts
song: plastic love – Mariya Takeuchi
I’m making prison recipes because my probation officer said I need to express myself in a non-violent manner today it’s no bake brownies start grab a few sleeves of off-brand Oreos from the prison commissary and start cracking them over this may take a while but you’re serving 15 to 20 years so you got time if you want another 10 years smuggle a knife in to separate the cream but to keep that sentence to a minimum just use a thin piece of cardboard instead next crush the cookies as fine as possible you basically want chocolate flour luckily your cellmate is good at punching things that’s part of the reason why he’s in here but go ahead and use them for help mix that up with a little milk and break out your stash of sticky icky peanut butter to mix with the cream be generous on how to Splash a dairy if you need it the warden said you’ve been on good behavior too so use those peanut M M’s he treated you to in order to add a pop of color