I think they pet us for school lunch that we should not have been eating first we have the peach cups there was always so much water in these that made the peaches so slimy like surprise gushers and they would like slide down your throat like a slug and we always
Used to play this fun game where like one in ten Peach cups would have a ton of mold in it so that was like a fun little surprise next up to the smiley fries these are always really burnt on one side and kind of Frozen in the other
Which was kind of a scientific Marvel if you think about it or maybe just a microwave that needed to be replaced there is a bit creepy to eat and the mushy potato ratio to the fried part was always way off for me I much prefer the
Waffle fries but you know what they say too much of a good thing I guess we were learning mathematics in the classroom and humility in the lunchroom finally we have bagged milk absolute bottom tier way to drink milk because I felt like taking a straw in a water about it and
Then it would always swish around like Flubber so it was like hard to make it not leak but you could use it as a water gun if the person next to you was really annoying you which is really cool but then they would give us silent lunch
Which felt a lot more like dog obedience training than like elementary school but that’s okay I guess that’s the Midwest for you